so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I skipped work to stalk him.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
