If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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