I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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