who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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