Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
