is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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