Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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