He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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