How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The ass gains better be worth it
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