Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
