Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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