i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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