Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
