Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
