I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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