god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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