i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You can't motorboat a personality
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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