I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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