oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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