and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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