We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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