Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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