Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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