Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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