i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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