return my video game
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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