Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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