drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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