On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Randomize
