So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
