i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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