On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
bring money and cleavage
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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