hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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