sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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