Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The feeling are messing with the penis
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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