But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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