Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I have fence marks all over my body
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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