Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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