oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have aggressive nipples.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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