does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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