Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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