We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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