He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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