At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
