If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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