I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
