So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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