You surviving the open bar?
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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