I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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