Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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