He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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