I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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